Headache Puns

Its gonna be your last one. Doctor Doctor Have you got something for a bad headacheOf course.

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First buy yourself a basic spiral-bound notebook to use for your headache diary these cost a dollar or two in the school or office supply sections at discount stores.

Headache puns. One day a man went to see his doctor complaining about severe migraine headaches. 62 entries are tagged with headache jokes. A collection of headache jokes and headache puns.

Many of these funny one liners are from legendary. When jokes go too far are mean or racist we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head.

I think we have a solution but youre not going to like it. The doctor concluded the. One morning shortly after taking off on a 3 hour flight the flight.

The Best Jokes about Headaches. Sexual headache is a type of headache that occur in the skull and neck during sexual activity including masturbation or orgasm. He went to a doctor who said I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years.

He goes to lots of doctors runs every test imaginable and no one can figure out why. Jan 25 2021 - Explore Michelle Zangenbergs board Migraine. Theyve graduated from uni gotten married and got a job at the same firm.

Jack and Jill have grown up. If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle. A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

Cluster headache CH is a neurological disorder characterized by recurrent severe headaches on one side of the head typically around the eye. It can occur as a migraine tension-type headache or cluster headache. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head.

By January Nelson Updated September 30 2019. These headaches are usually. ˈmaɪ- is a primary headache disorder characterized by recurrent headaches that are moderate to severe.

Packet of aspirin she usually kept in her left pocket she took it out placed it on the mans fold out table and turned to pour him a glass of water. Many of the headaches indigestion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny but some can be offensive. Just some very funny summations from some very funny people all told in one line.

Enjoy these hilarious and funny headache jokes. October 15 2013 by I know everything. See more ideas about migraine chronic migraines migraine headaches.

Headache is the symptom of pain in the face head or neck. One day while going through the books and after much deliberation their boss decides he must lay. These funny one liners are as pithy as they are funny.

His wife asks Whats that for Its for your headache I dont have a headache He replies Gotcha. A police officer though scheduled for all-night duty at the station was relieved of. Weve collected the best of headache jokes and puns just for you.

Attendant was asked for aspirin by a man with a headache. The guy was shocked but he didnt want to continue the torture so he agreed. Every day I would give my wife oral sex.

After a long examination the doctor told the man that somehow his balls were pressing very tightly against the base of his spine and this was causing the man to have migraine headaches. Jokes and living with your head simultaneously exploding and imploding followed by 207 people on Pinterest. One day a doctor tells him.

This is how I cured it. I got a headache. Open your new notebook to its second page so that you can see and can write on two pages across at once.

A guy is constantly suffering from terrible headaches. If we cut off your balls the constant headache will stop. Then youll have a bad headache.

50 Painfully Funny One Liners By January Nelson Updated September 30 2019. Dec 9 2014 - Explore Cathy Covingtons board headache humor on Pinterest. See more ideas about headache humor humor headache.

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